Lyhyet vitsit
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Huom! muista tykätä parhaista vitseistä! Tykkäämällä parhaista vitseistä autat meitä löytämään Suomen parhaat vitsit.
Huom! muista tykätä parhaista vitseistä! Tykkäämällä parhaista vitseistä autat meitä löytämään Suomen parhaat vitsit.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
St. Nickel-less.
St. Nickel-less.
Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
No, I got them all cut!
What has more letters than the alphabet?"
The post office!
The post office!
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae school.
Sundae school.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Nothing, they fast!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.
What did the zero say to the eight?
That belt looks good on you.
That belt looks good on you.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
I'll meet you at the corner.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Eclipse it.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.