Lyhyet vitsit
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Huom! muista tykätä parhaista vitseistä! Tykkäämällä parhaista vitseistä autat meitä löytämään Suomen parhaat vitsit.
Huom! muista tykätä parhaista vitseistä! Tykkäämällä parhaista vitseistä autat meitä löytämään Suomen parhaat vitsit.
How does Mario surf the internet?
- With web Bowsers.
- With web Bowsers.
Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach.
Peach: Is it me?
Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario.
Peach: Is it me?
Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario.
Miksi Luigi on laiha ja Mario lihava?
- Luigilla on Buli Mia ja Mariolla on Mamma Mia
- Luigilla on Buli Mia ja Mariolla on Mamma Mia
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right!
So I packed up my stuff and right!
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones.
He kept throwing away the bent ones.
What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
It was two tired.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
They'd crack each other up.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
Act like a nut.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the boat doc.
To the boat doc.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.
The cashier said never mind.
The cashier said never mind.