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Huom! muista tykätä parhaista vitseistä! Tykkäämällä parhaista vitseistä autat meitä löytämään Suomen parhaat vitsit.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
They'd crack each other up.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
Act like a nut.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the boat doc.
To the boat doc.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out.
The cashier said never mind.
The cashier said never mind.
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
St. Nickel-less.
St. Nickel-less.
Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
No, I got them all cut!
What has more letters than the alphabet?"
The post office!
The post office!
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae school.
Sundae school.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Nothing, they fast!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is!
Pear-is!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.