Poliisi: ”Teidän golfpallonne lensi kadulle ja rikkoi erään auton tuulilasin. Auto törmäsi paloautoon, joka syöksyi puuta päin. Talo, jota se oli menossa sammuttamaan, paloi maan tasalle. Mitä sanottavaa Teillä on tähän?”
A smart fish knows when to keep it’s mouth shut. They don’t complain about the size of your rod. You can take home more than one fish per night. Fish are willing to swallow anything. You feel proud to be seen with a big fat fish. Fish are happy when you throw them back. Fish only have five second memories. You catch fish on crab, but catch crabs off women. You can boast about your fish down the pub. Fish don’t talk about your tackle with their mates. They give you a good night’s entertainment and dinner next day.